AP Regular Season Douchbag Poll

[GreenDoberman]

Team Points Last Week

1.PO69 (27) 1552 2
2.Journeyman(26) 1548 1
3.BeantownJim(4) 1432 3
4.Railbird(2) 1421 4
5.Richkas(2) 1400 6
6.5starbomb(1) 1375 5
7.WVU(1) 1373 11
8.HeatOhio(1) 1262 8
9.DocMercer 1119 7
10.Henhouse 1055 10
11.AlanPalmer 1052 9
12.Insiders(1) 908 12
13.ClipJoint 827 13
14.Kodiak 644 14
15.JJ Gold 518 17
16.TeddyKGB 516 16
17.Roxygurl 483 15
18.ChuckLuck 394 18
19.SickGambler 344 19
20.themanej2001 258 25
21.Mr.Newlywed 229 20
22.Choptalk 217 21
23.Mr. Hognuts 196 22
24.Gynecologist 167 NR
25.Madcapper 155 23

Dropped out: Joe Contrarian #24

Others Receiving Votes: NES 132, PatrickMcIrish 98, Joe Contrarian 95, JimFiestSux 74, Crunch99 56, Panther 45, RaiderMattK 33, Mr.Wonderful 32, DougStewart 27, Identity 26, GreenDoberman 7, JakeT. 1

 

[GreenDoberman]

The all-Internet teams are out as well:

First Team

Journeyman
PO69
BeantownJim
Richkas
5 star bomb

Second Team

WVU
Railbird
DocMercer
Alan Palmer
HeatOhio

Third Team

ClipJoint
Insiders
Kodiak
SickGambler
JJGold

Two way tie for the douche of the year brought to you by Massengill:
Journeyman
PO69.

A thousand dollar check will be slowpaid to the charity of Posters Eradicating Douchery Online (or PEDO for short) in their names.

Congatulations.:aktion033

 

[FairWarning]

Who is in the running for the Heisman?

 

[GreenDoberman]

See above, for the winner of the Massengill Trophy FW.

 

[raidermattk]

Who the fuck voted for me?

 

[quinnsft34]

Who the fuck voted for me?

The real question is who didn't you should have cracked the top 25 for sure.

Ace-Ace should feel slighted by the voters.

 

[GreenDoberman]

calm down Matt I have some good news for you:

..and the winner of the Summer's Eve Rookie of the Year:

Raidermattk

arty:

 

[PBR]

WVU had a good week...moving up four places.

 

[PO69]

texansafan and timetopay definitely received votes this week

 

[BigOrange+]

POS69 making an early move to keep the lead spot.

 

[texansfan]

Again, if POS69 doesn't win this thing in a landslide then it's rigged.

They should just put his white ass pasty face on the box on every box of Massengill's.

 

[JakeT.]

Others Receiving Votes: NES 132, PatrickMcIrish 98, Joe Contrarian 95, JimFiestSux 74, Crunch99 56, Panther 45, RaiderMattK 33, Mr.Wonderful 32, DougStewart 27, Identity 26, GreenDoberman 7, JakeT. 1

Thanks for thinking of me GD!

 

[GreenDoberman]

Jake,
I just posted the results. Although it was a little difficult tracking down all the AP poll voters, explaining to them the importance of the douchebags and why they needed to give me their votes. Of course, one of them said "we are writers, what the hell else do we have to do". Then he hurriedly faxed me his ballot because, again in his words, "that dreamy Justin Timberlake is hosting the ESPYs".
Ironically it was the writer from the Idaho Statesman and he was the one that had you on the ballot.

 

[Timetopay]

Good stuff GD

I cant see voting any other way than PO

Lets list his qualities

Fat
Smells
Broke
Stiffs...or very slow slow pay
Cheat
Kills animals
Lies


Now to name his good qualities I sincerely cant come up with one

The other top 5 I can except for maybe Rickas but his good quality is he aint here.

 

[PO69]

So I still want to know who says that I smell?? I have never heard that before. Overweight??? Well maybe after I reached 27, but not before. But there are a SHITLOAD of posters on this site who weigh as much as me. I have seen them at therx bash


As for your nappy-haired ass TTP, you have been a loser since birth.



You need to take your Assbuerger Syndrome ass back across the street where you THINK that everyone love you

 

[ToddInVegas]

Good stuff GD

I cant see voting any other way than PO

Lets list his qualities

Fat
Smells
Broke
Stiffs...or very slow slow pay
Cheat
Kills animals
Lies


Now to name his good qualities I sincerely cant come up with one

The other top 5 I can except for maybe Rickas but his good quality is he aint here.

The best part about that list is that the only thing he takes issue with is the smells part! He just ignored the rest like it was common knowledge.

PO69 you just made my night. I'm going to sleep knowing that I am a lock to win the brackets with you as my champ!

 

[PO69]

Well it will be the ONLY thing that you have ever won you fucking loser!

 

[VIEJODINOSAUR]

PO69...remember that guy in the Dirty Harry Movie that said "I gottsa know" when Dirty Harry couldn't remember if he fired 5 or 6 shots? Have you ever stiffed anyone for cash that you lost on a bet? I gottsa know....

 

[EveryGamblersDream]

This poll is bullshit! Mr. Newlywed is a legit top 10 if not 5

 

[Seymour]

I have ACE ACE so much higher - come on - have you ever read that shit he types - he's fucking illiterate